THIS IS WHAT'S UP

Start with a Random Ass (tm) T-Shirt, add 50 tons of American Ingenuity, place t-shirt in random ass USA made Chinese food container and voila- your Random Ass (tm) Tee.

If you're lucky, one out of every 100 has a wrinkled fiver stuffed inside! Happy hunting.

        "The Oompa-Loompas desperately needed work after the chocolate factory closed.
          We require freakishly strong hands to squeeze our t-shirts into our little cartons.
          It was a win-win!"- Robert Weinberg, Managing Director